Today is such a happy time for so many couples. but not for you. why did you expect things to be different this year? you are the same useless man, and i am the same wife who goes out with different guys each valentine's day. you are going to spend this day alone with your hand, watching porn and thinking of me. i will be out having fun with my newest boy toy, and maybe i'll tell you how i spent the night when i return home.