We've been back from spain (where i had my holiday romance with raymondo!) a few months, and i'm a transformed woman! i've been going to the gym and buying myself expensive lingerie, like the set i'm putting on now. it's not for you, obviously, darling. just to celebrate the new woman i feel like. meeting raymondo was transformative for me. oooh, who's that at the door? good heavens what a surprise! it's raymondo! honestly darling, i had no idea he was going to turn up! and with a friend, how wonderful! another man, just as large and virile looking as raymondo! would you boys like to see the lingerie i'm wearing? oh don't be silly darling, it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do. oooh, goodness, i can't help wondering how it would be to have two men at once! no, not you darling, obviously. but you an watch!