You know for a fact you can't sexually satisfy your wife. your sex life has been lacking for quite some time, but that's only because you're so incredibly pathetic. she's just fine, although she probably thinks you don't even care about her sexual desires anymore...but that's not true. you simply know you can't fulfill them. but you'd be happy, so happy if she would go out and fuck random dudes. you'd encourage that, you just want to see your wife having fun again! so i'm going to help you get your wife on the right track: cheating on you with bigger, better men!