We haven’t had sex for a while... and I have needs. More needs than your dick can fulfill. I’ve been wanting to tell you... I’ve been talking to a guy lately who told me how big his dick is, and look, I bought a dildo the same size. It’s huge. You can’t blame me for wanting this... for wanting him, can you? You know this is what I need, what women want. He’s actually coming over soon... and if you want to feel part of it and a little less useless than you already are, maybe you could clean us up afterward? I imagine he cums huge loads...