As your manager, there are a lot of things I can do for you and have you do, but for this promotion you’re after, the bad news is that I can’t approve it. You deserve it, but in the end it’s my boss who has to sign off. There’s an unspoken rule that the boss gets a little something before he approves the promotion. I did the same thing to get where I am, and everyone else has done it if they want to move up in the company. The boss will just want to take your wife for a night or two, and then he’ll give you the promotion you deserve. Yes, he wants to fuck your wife for a day or two. I know that’s shocking, but you really should talk it over with her before saying no. This might even bring a little excitement into her life. The promotion depends on your wife taking one for the team. Don’t you want what you deserve? You’re making this much harder than it has to be. We can make it nice—book a reservation at a really upscale restaurant so she can be wined and dined before he takes her off to fuck her. You have to say yes if you ever want to get ahead in this company.