I have a surprise for you. if you want to find out what it is, you have to let me tie you to a chair. i show off my lingerie and ask you if you like it, it’s brand new. then i announce that the surprise is i'm not wearing the lingerie for you. i've been fucking your best friend. it’s been going on for awhile, and the two of us have started to feel guilty about screwing behind your back, so i decided to tie you to a chair and do it right in front of you. he’s on his way over here right now and two of us are going to make you watch as we fuck right in front of you.