I don’t steal christmas—i steal your money, naughty little elf. i steal your diginity, naughty little elf. i make you suck dick after it was in my pussy. this holiday season, every gift under the tree belongs to me. your tribute isn’t just payment; it's also cover the costs of looking at your little dick.be a good little dick elf and pay your queen—because in my world, only i get to feel spoiled. let’s make this the most expensive christmas of your life.