I don’t steal Christmas—I steal your money, naughty little elf. I steal your dignity, naughty little elf. I make you suck dick after it’s been in my pussy. This holiday season, every gift under the tree belongs to me. Your tribute isn’t just payment; it also covers the cost of looking at your tiny dick. Be a good little dick elf and pay your queen, because in my world, only I get to feel spoiled. Let’s make this the most expensive Christmas of your life.