Your girlfriend is definitely a party girl. She loves going out with her friends and sometimes doesn’t come home for days. She’s had problems cheating on you in the past. In fact, she’s cheated on you many times, hiding each time she’s fucked another guy until you found out one way or another. But she’s a changed woman. She hasn’t cheated on you in like two months, so obviously you should trust her. Tonight is one of those nights. She’s been out all night, and her girlfriends have apparently worn her out. Still, you notice something a little off: something hanging out of her and poking out from under her skirt. She seems oblivious until it falls out and drops to the floor. But obviously she has no idea how that got there. You’re the one who needs to get over the past and move on, obviously. Stop being so insecure and maybe we can make this work.