Note: this video is in Spanish with English subtitles custom. Your lover comes home and you start getting playful. He reminds you that you’re his pig and makes you say oink oink. He records you doing pig noses and calling yourself his pig, then you take out his penis and start licking it. After that, you find a diary and realize it’s your boyfriend’s secret diary, so you laugh at him for having one and decide to read it for more laughs. In it, he writes that he’s more in love with his girlfriend every day and trusts her completely, though he misses her at night now that she’s in night classes. You tease him with “hello night classes,” then he writes that he wishes she liked sex more, because she’s rarely in the mood. He adds that she let him lick her pussy on the way back from class last Tuesday and that it was creamy and sweet, and he hopes to stay with her for a long time, even though his friend seems to like her. He thought they liked each other, but then he heard her call him a pig, and he worries they secretly hate each other. Your lover asks if that’s true and you tell him of course not, laughing and still making fun of it. Then you keep looking and find another entry: “Dear diary, I’m feeling really humiliated today...” It describes how he was with his girlfriend’s friends at a crowded bar, offered to get drinks, tripped on the way back, spilled everything, and hit his balls hard on a chair. He cries out in pain, falls to the floor, and everyone laughs while your girlfriend and her friends try to hold it in. You tell him you laughed too and still mock him. Then you search for another appearance and find one more entry: “Dear diary, I’m a little sad today...” It says he switched places with a friend and discovered that his friend has a huge penis, making him feel very self-conscious about his own small penis. He thinks his girlfriend doesn’t like big cocks, but he still doesn’t want her to know his friend has such a huge one. After laughing, you run his penis over the diary cover and spit into his glass of water.