You know why i'm calling, why else would i be calling you besides to tell you about a date i have? exactly. anyways, i'm actually so glad we have this arrangement, because i have an excuse to talk another person's ear off about this guy that i'm into. i wish i could see the look on your face while i'm telling you about all the qualities and things i like about him, and none of them being yours. that's the cuck life and you choose it for yourself, though. too bad.