You know why I’m calling. Why else would I call you except to tell you about a date I have? Exactly. I’m actually glad we have this arrangement, because it gives me an excuse to talk someone’s ear off about this guy I’m into. I wish I could see your face while I’m telling you about all the things I like about him, and none of them belong to you. That’s the cuck life, and you chose it for yourself. Too bad.