There are two types of men in the world: men who get to fuck, and men who wish they could. You immediately know which category you fit into, don’t you? See, men are hardwired to provide. That comes in all kinds of forms, but the bottom line is that men must provide some type of pleasure to fulfill their purpose. And if you can’t provide the pleasure of good dick, what can you provide? Well, everybody needs a laugh. And I’m laughing right. At. You. You’re the cuck - it’s simply in your DNA. Can’t fuck? Better get tied up in the corner to watch. Don’t have a big, satisfying cock? Better service my man’s. It’s not personal, just biological.