You thought you were so lucky because I paid attention to you. Too bad for you, I only pretended to like you so I could get close to someone else. I only dated you to get with your best friend. It was way too fun ruining your friendship. Don’t be upset; it’s not even a real breakup. I never liked you anyway. Your best friend is better in every way. Don’t worry, you’d never compare. He actually satisfied me. It’s not all bad, though. You might get to see me and your best friend again, but only on my terms.