Look babe, this pandemic has made things incredibly difficult for us, and I have the perfect idea to spice things up a bit. I promise I have your best interest at heart and will keep you involved every step of the way. I mean, this is for both of us. Plus, it’s our special day coming up, and I want it to be the most memorable experience possible. We deserve it, especially after everything we’ve dealt with lately. So keep an open mind, heart, and wallet. I’m horny and ready for some wild, sexy playtime!