Ok, so you know how much i really wanted the special edition ac: new horizons nintendo switch, right? well, they're sold out everywhere except... the guy at the store said he had one left that he was saving for himself. he said that i could have it on one condition. i know i shouldn't have agreed to it, but he wants to have sex with me. i told him to come over after his shift. i really hope you understand and forgive me. i told him i have a boyfriend and i was shocked that he'd even suggest this but i'd do anything for the special edition switch! i made him promise to wear a condom because you know how fertile i am and i know we haven't had sex in a while but i promise to give you a blowjob after he's done with me!