Hey cucky! I just had some of the best sex ever, and I want to tell you all about it. Since it felt so good, I’m going to go into more detail than ever before about a night with one of my fuck buddies. You’re going to sit there, stroke, and listen to what real men do. I’m telling you now, I’m not going to let you cum. You’ll just jerk off like a loser with no sex life. In fact, hearing about this is your sex life. While you’re pining over me, I’ll tell you how amazing it felt riding his cock.