You know I’ve been going out on dates with my boyfriend even more than usual, so when I was out shopping yesterday I picked up this super cute shirt for him. I knew you’d pay for it. That’s what you’re here for. You get to cover our dates, my gifts for him, and anything else I decide you’ll pay for. It looks so good on him and makes him even hotter than usual. I can’t wait to go out with him while he’s wearing it, then head home and take it off him. Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll tell you all about it, or even let you watch. But more likely you’ll just be sitting at home imagining all the fun we’re having.