I want to tell you a little story. I just got back from one of the biggest music festivals in the country. It was a great time. I spent four days sweaty, sexy, and constantly being approached by hot men. I brought a friends-with-benefits guy to the festival, but he quickly became old news as hot guy after hot guy tried to get me back to their tents. As my friends-with-benefits guy chased after me, trying to get fucked, I completely ignored him. How humiliating is it to get cucked at a music festival in front of hundreds of people? I bet you can relate, little cuck. Come listen to my story.