Bestie, did you see that super cute guy in our study hall? trick question, i know you did. you literally couldn’t stop staring at him, you pathetic little faggot. well, guess what…i already hooked up with him. the second i saw you lusting after him, i knew my plan. seduce him (easy) then cuck you (even easier). it’ll be so simple to convince him, all he needs to do is see what a fucking loser you are and he’ll want to take complete advantage of you. and isn’t that what you really wanted after all, bestie?