*from a custom, no names used.* goddess i am a dork who gets off on doing your homework. you have so many friends and are a cheerleader and simply do not have the time to write your essays yourself. i happily do this just to have time with you. i know we are not really friends, but being in your presence is enough. i come over to your house to do a paper for tomorrow and you tell me that you're going out with a guy tonight and that's why you invited me over. tell me that i can stay at your house to write your paper and rub it in my face that i'm just not to your datable standard. you need a real man and the guy you are going out with tonight is. just rub your perfection in my face and tell me to stay focused on getting your homework done even though you know i will be thinking about you getting fucked tonight. confront me on my boner and tease me for being inferior. thank you.