Welcome to our bedroom, dear husband. You know exactly what this is like for you: tears of frustration while I tell you how I will never be fucking you and will instead give all my attention to my lesbian wife. The only person who cums in this relationship is a wife, and that is exactly how it should be. I only use you for your money. I love the way desire fills your face, and the disappointment that follows when I leave to go fuck my wife. I know your friends envy how hot, smart, and funny I am, but they would laugh at you if they found out we never actually fuck. I just fuck my real lesbian wife, dear husband.