Hi honey, I’m just heading out. Do you like my outfit? Want to know where I’m going tonight, all dressed up so sexy in this Santa dress I bought with your money? Well, it’s no secret—you’ve probably noticed you’ve never made me orgasm, and because of your shortcomings in the bedroom I’ve had to look elsewhere to get my needs met. I need my pussy fucked properly by a big hard stud, and that’s just not you. Sorry, sweetie, but you don’t measure up. Do you really want an unhappy wife who never gets to cum? No, of course not. Don’t wait up. I’ve got some naughty plans tonight.