Everything is so much easier when everyone knows exactly where they stand, don’t you agree? I get to shop, relax, and fuck all day while you pay for everything, clean up my mess, and stay cucked in the corner. Just like today, I went shopping on your dime, spending without a care in the world while you stayed home and got the place spotless for when I bring my date back later. I go out and have fun, then come home and have fun too. You get to wait patiently for the check, then get under my bed to listen while my boyfriend and I fuck all night. Everyone stays in their place.