Ugh! i just got all ready for our valentine date, and my pathetic husband is running late- and won't even answer his phone! you know what, he was supposed to be home an hour ago, fuck this. i'll just take myself on a date, maybe even find me a man who treats me right... i come home late, and my husband is finally home! he wants to know what i was out doing out so late, so i decide to just show him! i brought my husband a hot, fresh creampie for valentines day