Your wife is cheating on you with me. she hates you & thinks you're disgusting. you make her skin crawl. don't feel too bad though. there's no way that you could ever compete with me as a lover. she told me how pathetic you are in the bedroom. but even though we're lesbians, we do still like sex with real men. so we're going away on a nice 3 week "girls' vacation". you'll be paying for it. we're going to have so much sex with real men while we're there too. ha ha you wimp!