You’ve been in love with me for so long, and even though you always try to escape the friend zone, I’m going to make sure you stay there today. I’ve got you tied up, and you realize this isn’t some kinky game I’m playing with you, but a humiliating situation where I tell you I have a boyfriend far better than you and you can’t have me. Instead, you’re just going to be my foot bitch, sniffing and worshiping my feet whenever I want.