My indoor and outdoor garden are thriving! You noticed how lush everything has become, so you came to watch me work on the houseplants. You find me on my hands and knees, using a little gardening spade in the dirt. What is that in my other hand, a water balloon? Strange choice, right? I notice you and start talking to you. I hold up the object and tell you it is a condom from our old man neighbor next door. It is full of his cum, and I am using it as "super fertilizer." It is from the truck the neighbor uses, and clearly it works! That is right, our plants are being fed with our neighbor’s cum! I explain that it is nothing sexual, I just have sex with him to get the cum I need. He produces so much for an old man, far more than you ever could. He is extremely fertile! I keep telling you all the great things about him compared with you. I go on watering the plants with the condom full of cum until it is empty. Then I tell you I need to get more, and you can come watch an old man fuck me.