You already know you’re pathetic and worthless and that you’ll never satisfy a woman. But let’s take it further: I’m going to tell you how much I enjoy another man’s cock. Yours is small, and it keeps shrinking every time a woman rejects you. That doesn’t help much, because your situation gets worse with every passing day. Listen closely as I talk about what I love in this big, hard cock that fucks me so well, how much better it is than yours could ever be, and how useless yours is, and how ashamed you should feel about it.