Who will be cheated on twice as often? Who will become even more pathetic and gross? Well, I think you know the answer: I’m talking about you, bitch. Cucktober will be your favorite month. I know that a masochistic loser like you will enjoy all the humiliation and nastiness that’s coming. Your partner will act like a fucking hamster, stuffing herself with cocks 24/7 just to celebrate this amazing month. Your partner’s pussy will become a used pussy, since you can’t satisfy her and another man will do the job. But don’t worry, if you’re lucky, you’ll be allowed to slurp the semen out of her loose vagina.