I caught up with my ex. we chatted for a while- he asked me how married life is and if i’m happy. i couldn’t lie to him… and i ended up inviting him over for dinner tonight. i told him about your small dick and how terrible you are in bed. and that you found the mold of his dick and i confessed to using it because my husband can’t make me cum. he joked about showing you a thing or two. it sounded too fun to pass up. he should be here any moment. i don’t want anything to be a surprise to you, baby. i’m going to tell you exactly what’s going to happen once he gets here.