I know you want to date me, but that’s obviously not going to happen. i only date real men. but that doesn’t mean you can’t do anything for me. i know you want to do something to please me, and to be near me. i have something you can do. you can come on my dates with me. yes, it will be almost like you’re on a date with me because you will be chauffeuring my date and me, and paying for everything. it will be great for you. you can watch us make out in the back seat while you’re driving, and you can jerk off in your car while you wait for us to eat dinner and go out to a club. then, after you drop us off, you can go home and jerk off dreaming about having sex with me, while my date and i are having sex.