Thanks, babe! I know I look so good right now. You know I never dress like this for you, and why would I? I don’t need to get dressed up for bare-minimum dick, for that puny little thing I don’t even fuck. I only dress like this when I go out to meet someone new. You knew that, didn’t you? You knew it when you saw me getting ready. You knew it before you even saw me walk through the door.