Jackie is getting ready to head out, but her stomach is bubbling with gas. When she lets out a burp, you cringe and tell her it’s nasty. To pay you back, she lets out a huge loud fart. What, can’t a wife fart in front of her husband? She sees you being a little prude about it and complaining about the smell, so Jackie tells you why she’s going out tonight. She lifts up her dress and shows off her panties, and suddenly you understand everything. Your wife is going out to get fucked by some BBC tonight, and all you’re going to be left with are her stinky gassy farts hanging in the air long after she’s gone.