My dear husband, come here and sit down—we need to talk. There’s no point in trying to fuck you anymore; I’ve already placed myself exactly where I belong as your wife. You’ve never satisfied me in bed, and honestly, you’re seriously lacking in the sex department. That’s why we’re here. As my husband, your new role is to help me get off by finding me a big, hard cock to fuck me. Your job now is to line up dates that satisfy my horny needs, and as a reward, you’ll lick up my creampie every single time I take dick.