Hi bestie! Look how hot I’m looking for dinner tonight. Oh, it’s not for you though—I know you bought this for me, but I want a real man to experience me in it, and that isn’t you, hehe. You’re just my bestie cuck, so you’re going to do something for me instead. Pull out your phone and download Tinder, make a profile titled “Miss Collette’s Cuck,” and swipe until you find me a real alpha. Someone you know will please me. Make sure his cock is at least 8 inches and thick, bestie, hehe.