Well, it’s the weekend, and you know what that means: i went to the bar again looking for hot guys to fuck. you probably already know how this goes by now. i got tricked. i was on the lookout this time, too. i was at the bar flirting with a bunch of different guys when one nicely dressed man started buying me drinks. right away, i was suspicious, because the last few times i went out i ended up taking home guys with tiny cocks. but i learned from my mistakes, so this time i kept checking out his crotch every time he turned away. and this guy looked huge. i’m talking about a bulge in his pants that would make my buddy footlong look small. but guess what? it turned out to be a rolled-up pair of socks the whole time. i’m not even kidding: i got him home, and his dick was barely an inch long when hard. so naturally, i did what i always end up doing in these situations and called up some other guy friends. this time i decided it was time to call footlong dave again. it had been a few weeks since i’d seen him, and i’d been so sexually frustrated. gary came too, and while he isn’t quite as big as dave, he can definitely wreck some pussy, so at least they made up for this random peasant and his trickery. i decided to let the guy from the bar stay and watch, though, because he actually started crying. can you believe it? he started crying and begging and pleading his case like no other. somehow, he managed to convince me he was amazing at eating pussy. honestly, the guys i meet at bars are such a constant eye roll. don’t worry, i’ll describe exactly what happened to you. features; roleplay, milf, cuckold, stranger cuckold, fantasies, dirty talk, pussy play, humiliation, encouraged bi, oral servitude.