I know your little secret. you got a girlfriend, didn’t you? don’t be coy. i found the love note you left for her. you accidentally left it on my desk while you were here doing my chores for me. you’re such a corny ass loser, you know that? i mean, you’ve got to try harder than stupid love notes and cheap dinner reservations if you want to impress a girl. i’m honestly surprised anyone would date a guy you, but i guess not every girl has my standards. wait, what? the note was for me? oh. -- ew.