Hey, you fucking loser. While you were out working like a bitch boy, your girl called me over to your house, and I fucked her on your bed after she took excellent care of me and blew my big Italian cock. I came so hard it sprayed out of her nose and all over the place, but she was a good girl and licked it all up before I took her to your bed and fucked her like a real alpha male should. Now kneel down and worship my massive size 13 double-wide dirty Italian soles and jerk off while I tell you all about it.