So here’s the deal. i want to fuck. you’ve been a fucking wanker to me recently and while we’re on a break i am going to take advantage and there’s nothing you can do to stop me and i don’t care. so i’ve accepted an invitation to meet up with this random guy i met in the coffee shop – the one where we went before you were such a dick to me. it’s your fault, you drove me to this. he probably even knows that i was your gf, you might even know him. well, this friday i’m going to fuck him…