You've really been grating on me recently. just constantly disappointing and unsatisfactory. you are so boring. it's all your fault. you know i have high expectations and should have been keeping up with them. look what you made me do now! im fucking our younger divorcee neighbour. and he's got a much better hairline that you. i can't believe what you have caused. im giving you one chance to make things right but its not going to be easy and it will not be guaranteed. in the meantime, pack my stuff, i'm going to stay next door whist you sort your ridiculous self out.