I’ve noticed your sullen, sad attitude lately and i’m sick of it, bestie. it’s no fun when you’re just side eyeing my bf the whole time that we’re fucking. i can tell you’re looking at him with total jealousy, wishing you could have your own man to fuck the daylights out of you whenever you want. but he’s mine, bestie. you’re gonna have to get your own bf, but i’ll happily help that process along.