I'm on my vacation with my "friend" and facetime you from the hotel room. it's late, and you're surprised to hear him in the background. oh, yea, i forgot to mention that the hotel messed everything up, and we have to stay in a room together and in the same bed. it's not that serious. my neck? oh, that's, uhm, must be makeup. things start to get obvious, as much as i try to hide it. i'm moaning, and breathing heavy. is something going on? of course not, i'm just tired, i'll see you when i get home.