Honey, there’s something we need to talk about. I don’t really get any pleasure from having sex with you, but I love you and want to stay with you. So I’ve decided it’s best if I get my pleasure somewhere else. What does that mean? It means I’m going out tonight to get fucked by another man, of course. I know that’s probably not what you imagined when you married me, but I also know how desperate you are to please me. And let’s be honest — the idea of another man fucking me turns you on, doesn’t it? If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll let you watch sometime. Now I’d better get ready. I’ve got a hot date with a man who’s going to fuck my brains out tonight.