I definitely didn't marry you for your good looks or big cock. before taking me out for dinner, you give me a gift but i am soo disappointed you only bought me a £650 pair of louboutins. i wanted a £2000 handbag... i give you a chewing out for this failure then you notice i'm not wearing my wedding ring... i decide now is the time to tell you, seeing as you've pissed me off with this cheap gift, i've been cheating on you with the builders you hired to do up the kitchen. we've only been married 3 months and i've fucked four guys in our marital bed. and each one of them had such a big cock, how could i resist sex with these studs while you're out at work? i was going to divorce you and take half of everything, but to be honest i like living in your big house, spending your money, driving your mercedes, and you don't even seem to mind that i've been incredibly unfaithful. so i think i'll stay. as long as you never insult me with a cheap gift like that ever again! i want you to hire the same contracting firm again, to build an extension on the house, and also to gangbang your beloved wife. i want those hot burly guys to all fuck me at once. i'm going to keep fucking whoever i want, being as slutty and unfaithful as i like, and you won't do anything about it because you were meant to be my rich cucky hubby. i mean, you'll still get to show me off on your arm as your beautiful trophy wife, everyone knows you couldn't do better than me! but we will not be having sex. you'll work hard to keep me spoilt with as many designer bags and shoes as i want, give me an even better car, while i won't even bother to change the sheets after fucking other men in our bed... ;)