Oh my dear... i've been loyal and i don't want to cheat on you, so i have to be straight and tell you that my cunt is suffering. your dick is so worthless, i cannot take this anymore. i need a real man with a thick long nasty dick, with cum filled heavy testicles. i know that you love me and you will understand that i must fuck, so lets sign up to tinder together and find a real man. shall we?