Another week grinding away at work, and here it is again: Friday, when you hand over your wages for me to spend however I want. You already know exactly what I like to waste your money on, well, my money, on plenty of sexy, horny dates with my well-hung stud. Want to know how much I’m going to enjoy him all weekend while you stay home, out of the way, acting like you don’t even exist? You’re only here to foot the bill for my sex life, something you have never lived up to and never will.