Well, my dears, many of you have been waiting for this. I’m looking for a house friend. Since, as many of you know, I’m in an open relationship, we’re looking for a permanent house friend to add excitement to our private sex life. He should be steady and able to give me a really good time. He also must have no problem having sex with me in front of my husband. And today we had our first applicant. Well-endowed and very steady. Did he make the shortlist of applicants?