Look honey, I think it’s time for both of us to come clean and be honest about what’s really going on. We’ve both been keeping secrets and lying to each other. I couldn’t help snooping on your computer, and I found some very interesting posts you made on forums all over the internet. You were writing about our lifeless marriage bed, your sexless relationship, and how unsatisfied you are with your sex life. You complained and made excuse after excuse for what might be causing the lack of intimacy between us, but you never once mentioned your tiny cock or how quickly you finish. Seriously? Maybe you’re too embarrassed, or maybe you’re just dumb enough not to realize I’ve been sexually unsatisfied from the start. It’s obvious I enjoy the lifestyle and security you provide, but that’s about the only thing you have to offer a woman like me. You knew I was far out of your league when you married me, so just admit it was only a matter of time before I strayed. I’m not giving up my lover or his big black cock and returning to a life of unfulfilling sex with you and your little prick. So it seems you have what I’d call an easy choice to make. I’ll give you a few options for how your future could go, and I suppose we’ll eventually see what you decide. Either way, I’m coming out of this a winner…