It’s our wedding night, and we can finally have sex. Go on, take off your pants already, I’m so horny. Are you kidding me? You’re standing there with that tiny excuse for a dick. Your dick just ruined this marriage. This was all one huge mistake. I should have said “I don’t” at the altar, because if I’d known you had such a useless dick, I would never have married you. Now you’ve got two choices: we get a divorce, or you become my cuckold husband. I also came up with the perfect idea of fucking your best friend on our wedding night while you watch.